Total Medals Earned: 1,417 (From 325 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,660 Points
Medals Earned: 8/11 (65/100 points)
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Play NG Stars
Medals Earned: 3/3 (55/55 points)
Beat stage 1
Beat stage 2
Beat the tutorial
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 5/18 (25/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Breaking a glass for the first time
Hide your head for the first time
Break a reinforced glass with the help of another ostrich
Rescue all the ostriches in a non tutorial level
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 8/11 (325/500 points)
How to open them
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/345 points)
Fulfill Mama's First and Simplest Request
Feed Mama some more.
Buy something from the shop
Getting the hang of it.
More for Mama. She appreciates it.
Feed Mama 5 whole cells. Delicious!
It's not too overwhelming, is it?
Making Mama proud.
You're becoming the cell you were meant to be.
Truly, no cell can stand in your way.
Kill 100 other cells just trying to live their little lives.
Kill 1000 other cells. They should probably stop trying to approach you.
Save up 500 cellular chunks.
Add an extra anchor to yourself.
Unlock your full anchor potential.
Medals Earned: 11/24 (70/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/120 points)
win first level
win five levels
win twenty-five levels
create a challenge for a friend to play